Johnny: he's lying, he just stole your prostate
Johnny: gonna sell it to muslims
Cal: he is muslims
Cal: what now, prostate-let
Johnny: my prostate is like a bundle of grapes it is so riddled with cancer
Johnny: I'm dying
Cal: are you the human tumor
Johnny: no, I'm truman humor
Johnny: nukes gave me cancer
Johnny: he got a kick out of it